"All, everything I understand, I understand only because I love."
-LEO TOLSTOY
"Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish saying it."
-JOURNALIST HELEN ROWLAND
"Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again."
-COMEDIAN SUSAN HEALY
"So many people think divorce a panacea for every ill, who find out, when they try it, the remedy is worse than the disease."
-JOURNALIST DOROTHY DIX
"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses."
-WHISKEY DISTILLER JOHN DEWAR
-LEO TOLSTOY
"Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish saying it."
-JOURNALIST HELEN ROWLAND
"Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again."
-COMEDIAN SUSAN HEALY
"So many people think divorce a panacea for every ill, who find out, when they try it, the remedy is worse than the disease."
-JOURNALIST DOROTHY DIX
"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses."
-WHISKEY DISTILLER JOHN DEWAR