heffalump - winnie pooh

[lj_vampirebitch]

A heffalump is sitting next to me. My heffalump. He's cute and sweet and loves me. And I love my heffalump. I've never seen a heffalump before, but now I can see one. Right here. Next to me. He even has his own sound. And he kisses pretty gooood. Aaaaaaaand myyyyy heffalump has a sexy ass. *grins like mad* Anyone want a heffalump? Yeah? Haha, you can't have the heffalump, cuz he's MINE!!!! *cuddles heffalump* *kisses heffalump*

Sorry, just watched too much Winnie Pooh. *giggles*